No? Well, luckily The Sun is here to help you. If you want to keep these lovely ladies warm in the bosom of the page three world, you need to vote Tory. Why? Because both Labour and the Lib Dems are considering changing the law to disallow page three girls (according to, umm, The Sun).
Only the Tories care about your morning titillation – and only the Tories care about these poor girls, whose only alternative to titillating the masses is to go on the dole. Big Tory bare-breasted hug!
